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Airbud Banned for Life From WNBA Games for Distressing Tee-Shirt
Aug 27, 2026

Airbud Banned for Life From WNBA Games for Distressing Tee-Shirt

Cambridge Vehemently Denies School-Sanctioned Assassins Involved in Arday Death
Aug 14, 2026

Cambridge Vehemently Denies School-Sanctioned Assassins Involved in Arday Death

Magic Spell of the Year - Filicastratio: Child Castration Spell
Dec 31, 2025

Magic Spell of the Year - Filicastratio: Child Castration Spell

"Pieces of Eight... More like Pieces of Cake!" - Fat Pirate Speaks Out for Marginalized Marauders
Dec 30, 2025

"Pieces of Eight... More like Pieces of Cake!" - Fat Pirate Speaks Out for Marginalized Marauders

Dec 12, 2025

Climate Scientists Say Excessive Flooding Related to [INSERT BUZZWORD IN TIME FOR PRESS RELEASE]

Whoville Horror - Prowler enters home via chimney straight into chip-chompulator
Dec 10, 2025

Whoville Horror - Prowler enters home via chimney straight into chip-chompulator

  • Christ the Redeemer Suits Up at Goalie for Brazil: Gives up Embarrassing Goal in 1-1 Tie
    Jun 15, 2026

    Christ the Redeemer Suits Up at Goalie for Brazil: Gives up Embarrassing Goal in 1-1 Tie

  • Carmelo Anthony gets 35 Points in Charity Game
    Jun 9, 2026

    Carmelo Anthony gets 35 Points in Charity Game

  • Grand Wizard of the SPLC Condemns Indictments
    Apr 23, 2026

    Grand Wizard of the SPLC Condemns Indictments

  • Entire Earth Explodes - Haha! April Fools you Moron. You totally believed it too
    Apr 1, 2026

    Entire Earth Explodes - Haha! April Fools you Moron. You totally believed it too

  • Chuck Norris Just Holding Death Hostage
    Mar 23, 2026

    Chuck Norris Just Holding Death Hostage

  • Nostradumbass Award Winner Paul Ehrlich Finally Puts Money Where his Mouth is and Decreases the Population Himself
    Mar 17, 2026

    Nostradumbass Award Winner Paul Ehrlich Finally Puts Money Where his Mouth is and Decreases the Population Himself

  • Noticeably Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Personally Eating $15 Million in Steak
    Mar 12, 2026

    Noticeably Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Personally Eating $15 Million in Steak

  • What's that Word Again? Thief - Mermaid Charged with 691 Counts of Petty Theft
    Feb 20, 2026

    What's that Word Again? Thief - Mermaid Charged with 691 Counts of Petty Theft

  • Feb 2, 2026

    Citizen Spotlight - Man Appears in Our Small Town with God-like Knowledge and WrestleMania Tickets

  • Scandal! Rapper Tearfully Admits He Only Started Making Music to Try to Kiss Ladies
    Jan 31, 2026

    Scandal! Rapper Tearfully Admits He Only Started Making Music to Try to Kiss Ladies

  • "We really need this extra point!" Says Girlfriend Trying Her Best, With Team Up by 20
    Jan 25, 2026

    "We really need this extra point!" Says Girlfriend Trying Her Best, With Team Up by 20

  • Jan 17, 2026

    OPINION: Bro, Seriously Get Out of My Car if You're This Gassy

  • Odd Looking Ref Warns Teams Against False Starts, "Tricksy" Starts
    Jan 10, 2026

    Odd Looking Ref Warns Teams Against False Starts, "Tricksy" Starts

  • Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Insists He Was Totally Done Being Iran's Supreme Leader Anyways
    Jan 9, 2026

    Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Insists He Was Totally Done Being Iran's Supreme Leader Anyways

  • Long Con - Maduro Tricks US into Paying for His Dream NYC Vacation
    Jan 8, 2026

    Long Con - Maduro Tricks US into Paying for His Dream NYC Vacation

  • Schoolyard Tuffs Mercilessly Bully Myles "Sack Master" Garrett
    Jan 6, 2026

    Schoolyard Tuffs Mercilessly Bully Myles "Sack Master" Garrett

  • Unfortunately Named "Somalia Daycare Bowl" Kicks Off Amid Fraud Allegations
    Jan 3, 2026

    Unfortunately Named "Somalia Daycare Bowl" Kicks Off Amid Fraud Allegations

  • "I Already Failed My New Years Resolutions!" - Hilarious Coworker Starts First 2026 Meeting Off Right
    Jan 2, 2026

    "I Already Failed My New Years Resolutions!" - Hilarious Coworker Starts First 2026 Meeting Off Right

  • Nick Shirley a Finalist for Much More Prestigious "Mulletzer Prize" for Investigative Journalism
    Dec 29, 2025

    Nick Shirley a Finalist for Much More Prestigious "Mulletzer Prize" for Investigative Journalism

  • Fighting Fire with Fire - FBI puts Most Inbred Agent on Somali Fraud Case
    Dec 28, 2025

    Fighting Fire with Fire - FBI puts Most Inbred Agent on Somali Fraud Case

  • What are you even talking about? Of course we remembered your birthday
    Dec 27, 2025

    What are you even talking about? Of course we remembered your birthday

  • Really Really Good Kids get Coveted Dec 26th Visit from Mega-Santa
    Dec 26, 2025

    Really Really Good Kids get Coveted Dec 26th Visit from Mega-Santa

  • Dec 26, 2025

    I Have a Happiness! - Weird Sentient Ornament sent to Speech Therapy, likely Psychological Therapy to Follow

  • Dec 25, 2025

    Tom Petty Predicts the Future From Beyond the Grave? It is Christmas All Over Again!

  • Dec 24, 2025

    Smelly, Ugly Moron Lets Everyone Know that They Should Try to Be Kinder in the New Year.

  • Least Funny Relative Devastated Nobody Challenged Die Hard as a Christmas Movie
    Dec 24, 2025

    Least Funny Relative Devastated Nobody Challenged Die Hard as a Christmas Movie

  • Archeologists Uncover New Evidence the 3 Wise Men were Wise to your Act, you Phony
    Dec 24, 2025

    Archeologists Uncover New Evidence the 3 Wise Men were Wise to your Act, you Phony

  • Dec 22, 2025

    Snitches Get... Riches? Source Close to Santa says if you Rat on Even Naughtier Kids, it could get you on the Nice List

  • Dec 22, 2025

    OPINION: Last Minute Gifts from the Drugstore are Actually the Most Thoughtful of All

  • Dec 20, 2025

    Nancy Pelosi Makes More in First 24 Hours of OnlyFans than Entire 38 Years of Insider Trading

  • "Not My Job to Educate You!" Yells Professional Educator About Month-Old Social Fad
    Dec 18, 2025

    "Not My Job to Educate You!" Yells Professional Educator About Month-Old Social Fad

  • White House Invites Dr. Fauci to Commit Seppuku to Restore Lost Honor
    Dec 16, 2025

    White House Invites Dr. Fauci to Commit Seppuku to Restore Lost Honor

  • Dick Van Dyke Credits Longevity to Mystical Amulet, Positive Thinking
    Dec 16, 2025

    Dick Van Dyke Credits Longevity to Mystical Amulet, Positive Thinking

  • Producers of "Naked Gun" Remake Sued for False Advertising by Coalition of Concupiscent 12 Year-olds
    Dec 15, 2025

    Producers of "Naked Gun" Remake Sued for False Advertising by Coalition of Concupiscent 12 Year-olds

  • "Mankind was my Business!" - Late Financier Jacob Marley Accused of Human Trafficking
    Dec 15, 2025

    "Mankind was my Business!" - Late Financier Jacob Marley Accused of Human Trafficking

  • Dec 15, 2025

    Fat Moron Predicts Unbelievable Nonsense - Top Minds think it's the New Big Thing for 2026!

  • Scientists discover link between Robitussin and regular old 'tussin
    Dec 9, 2025

    Scientists discover link between Robitussin and regular old 'tussin

  • Dec 9, 2025

    Mega Big News voted "Best" in national poll

  • Dec 9, 2025

    "He'll Knock You Into Tomorrow, Rock!" - Famed Boxing Coach Overheard Being a Gutless Coward

  • Mandela Effect: Why so many have false memories of a "President Obama"
    Dec 8, 2025

    Mandela Effect: Why so many have false memories of a "President Obama"

  • Fantasy football champ credits autodraft, faith in Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
    Dec 8, 2025

    Fantasy football champ credits autodraft, faith in Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

  • Man Bites Dog
    Dec 5, 2025

    Man Bites Dog

  • Former Italian phenom, Mario Balotelli tragically eaten by wild boars
    Dec 5, 2025

    Former Italian phenom, Mario Balotelli tragically eaten by wild boars

  • Mega Breaking News
    Dec 5, 2025

    Mega Breaking News

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