Jan 17, 2026

OPINION: Bro, Seriously Get Out of My Car if You're This Gassy

Jan 10, 2026

Odd Looking Ref Warns Teams Against False Starts, "Tricksy" Starts

Jan 9, 2026

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Insists He Was Totally Done Being Iran's Supreme Leader Anyways

Jan 8, 2026

Long Con - Maduro Tricks US into Paying for His Dream NYC Vacation

Jan 6, 2026

Schoolyard Tuffs Mercilessly Bully Myles "Sack Master" Garrett

Jan 3, 2026

Unfortunately Named "Somalia Daycare Bowl" Kicks Off Amid Fraud Allegations

Jan 2, 2026

"I Already Failed My New Years Resolutions!" - Hilarious Coworker Starts First 2026 Meeting Off Right

Dec 31, 2025

Magic Spell of the Year - Filicastratio: Child Castration Spell

Dec 30, 2025

"Pieces of Eight... More like Pieces of Cake!" - Fat Pirate Speaks Out for Marginalized Marauders

Dec 29, 2025

Nick Shirley a Finalist for Much More Prestigious "Mulletzer Prize" for Investigative Journalism

Dec 28, 2025

Fighting Fire with Fire - FBI puts Most Inbred Agent on Somali Fraud Case

Dec 27, 2025

What are you even talking about? Of course we remembered your birthday

Dec 26, 2025

Really Really Good Kids get Coveted Dec 26th Visit from Mega-Santa

Dec 26, 2025

I Have a Happiness! - Weird Sentient Ornament sent to Speech Therapy, likely Psychological Therapy to Follow

Dec 25, 2025

Tom Petty Predicts the Future From Beyond the Grave? It is Christmas All Over Again!

Dec 24, 2025

Smelly, Ugly Moron Lets Everyone Know that They Should Try to Be Kinder in the New Year.

Dec 24, 2025

Least Funny Relative Devastated Nobody Challenged Die Hard as a Christmas Movie

Dec 24, 2025

Archeologists Uncover New Evidence the 3 Wise Men were Wise to your Act, you Phony

Dec 22, 2025

Snitches Get... Riches? Source Close to Santa says if you Rat on Even Naughtier Kids, it could get you on the Nice List

Dec 22, 2025

OPINION: Last Minute Gifts from the Drugstore are Actually the Most Thoughtful of All

Dec 20, 2025

Nancy Pelosi Makes More in First 24 Hours of OnlyFans than Entire 38 Years of Insider Trading

Dec 18, 2025

"Not My Job to Educate You!" Yells Professional Educator About Month-Old Social Fad

Dec 16, 2025

White House Invites Dr. Fauci to Commit Seppuku to Restore Lost Honor

Dec 16, 2025

Dick Van Dyke Credits Longevity to Mystical Amulet, Positive Thinking

Dec 15, 2025

Producers of "Naked Gun" Remake Sued for False Advertising by Coalition of Concupiscent 12 Year-olds

Dec 15, 2025

"Mankind was my Business!" - Late Financier Jacob Marley Accused of Human Trafficking

Dec 15, 2025

Fat Moron Predicts Unbelievable Nonsense - Top Minds think it's the New Big Thing for 2026!

Dec 12, 2025

Climate Scientists Say Excessive Flooding Related to [INSERT BUZZWORD IN TIME FOR PRESS RELEASE]

Dec 10, 2025

Whoville Horror - Prowler enters home via chimney straight into chip-chompulator

Dec 9, 2025

Scientists discover link between Robitussin and regular old 'tussin

Dec 9, 2025

Mega Big News voted "Best" in national poll

Dec 9, 2025

"He'll Knock You Into Tomorrow, Rock!" - Famed Boxing Coach Overheard Being a Gutless Coward

Dec 8, 2025

Mandela Effect: Why so many have false memories of a "President Obama"

Dec 8, 2025

Fantasy football champ credits autodraft, faith in Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Dec 5, 2025

Man Bites Dog

Dec 5, 2025

Former Italian phenom, Mario Balotelli tragically eaten by wild boars

Dec 5, 2025

Mega Breaking News